A Rather Confused Chap in a Suprisingly Simple World

  There was once a panda. He was a relatively nice panda. He had a bag, belly and a hand full of bamboo.   This relatively nice panda with a bag, belly and hand full of bamboo, travelled everywhere he could. He looked up at the sky, constantly. It was beautiful but, then his neck started to hurt. So he started to look down. All he could see was his belly. An hour he was looking at his belly. Apparently there is nothing interesting about bellies. He almost fell asleep 4 times while looking at his belly. The danger of getting hurt was too great, so he decided to look ahead. Smart decision. The panda wondered why he hadn’t been doing all this time. While on his journey to look ahead, he met a lot of animals.  The 1 st  one were squirrels. Squirrels were interesting to him. They were always running. He wondered why they were always in a hurry.  He decided to sit there on the ground and eat more bamboo. (Classic panda!)  He noticed them carrying acorns back to t...

 A boy in an orange skintight jumpsuit, stretching from his head to toe, floats in mid-air. An orange tint on his face. A peaceful smile stretches across his face.  Above him and below him is nothing but air and an orange sky and ground that stretches to infinity. He lightly moves his feet rhythmically to propel himself. There is no effort as no effort is needed. * We find him floating still, his back to the sky, no floating. His eyes open almost on cue as an oval shape emerges from the ground, rising slowly. A tired look on his face, he clumsily tries to sit up in the air. Doing two complete backflips before he ultimately lands on the platform which came to meet him. The platform lightly vibrates which makes the boy sigh in relief as it massages him. From the platform a mechanical arm, also orange, erupts with an apple. He opens his mouth, and takes a bite from the apple brought to his face. An expression of discomfort on his face appears. He spits out the apple, annoyed. Sen...